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The NHL Free Agent Signings Thus Far...

Tue, 16 Aug 2011 7:08:56 EDT

As of July 3rd, this my analysis of what I see as the best and worst free agent signings.

I'd chastise the signings of Brad Richards and Andy Greene, but everyone was expecting massive contracts, so it'd be redundant.

Top Ten Signings

1. Varlamov & Giguere (Avalanche) - This cost the Avs a lot, but they have a strong starting keeper, and a solid veteran backup in Giggy who can mentor the young Russian. If they start scoring goals, they could challenge for a playoff spot as soon as next season.

2011 NBA Draft Wrap

Fri, 24 Jun 2011 10:32:13 EDT

A practical, in depth analysis from a critical eye.

Many are very critical of this year's draft, but I am excited. Twin brothers going back to back, a romantic embrace, tears, and trades, what's not to like? There was a lot of talent that moved around, and here's my take on what happened last night.

A + Portland Trailblazers - The Trailblazers have secured their future with no Spaniards anywhere, and Raymond Felton, who will hopefully settle in and not be traded for a whole season. Furthermore, in case Brandon Roy retires or continues to struggle with injuries, they picked up two outstanding SG in Jon Diebler and Nolan Smith. They got rid of Rudy Fernandez, who was once loved in Portland, but burned some bridges and dwindled on the floor in recent years. They also shipped out Andre Miller, who has been arguably the most inconsistent player in NBA history (IE - 52 points one night, and 8 the next) It was almost a perfect day, what more could they have done? The only reason I wouldn't give them an "A++" is that they passed on Marshon Brooks.

The Grand Finale

Thu, 25 Nov 2010 23:49:35 EST

With only a few weeks away before the end of the fantasy season, I have made my final move and my roster is set for the season.I'll keep it short and as free from satire and witty humor, so it'll be a dry analysis of my fruitless season.

So, as of right now, I'm in fifth place in my league, and the top six make the playoffs. As of now, as long as I win one of the two remaining weeks before the fantasy playoffs, I will be in.

So, without further ado, here is my roster after MANY drops and trades:

Oy Vey! ... and Other Frustrations

Fri, 01 Oct 2010 17:43:38 EDT

Well, this is my second update on my first year of fantasy football.

I'll keep it short to avoid cussing and smashing my macbook on the desk. Obviously, I am losing in my head to head matchups. Check out my previous entry for my original roster.

Here is what has been pissing me off about my roster:

1) Underperformers - When I say underperformance, I don't mean missing their average. I mean that a drunken senior citizen would likely put up bigger numbers than these silly boys did when I was counting on them. Examples of such craptacular outings are Adrian Peterson in week one, Vernon Davis and Matt Forte in week three, Steve Smith in weeks one AND two, and Calvin Johnson in weeks one, two AND three.

Full Frontal Coverage of My FFB Draft!

Fri, 10 Sep 2010 0:17:49 EDT

Oh dear me.

Well, it's that time again. You'd have to be deaf, blind, and dumb to miss all the fantasy sports hubbub splattered across this and every sporting site in America. I always participate in a fantasy basketball with some co-workers, but beyond that, I turn down all offers to partake in fantasy NASCAR, hockey, Formula 1, baseball, and of course football. I just don't have the time to constantly obsess over all the details. I work and I work a little more and that is what constitutes my life. So, I really don't have a life. However, I still make time for football and I certainly am knowledgeable about the sport.

That aside, my brother in law finally convinced me to get into fantasy football. As usual, bribes of beer and free food entice me to do things I normally wouldn't do.